How many of you browse Oppo...

"citizennick" (citizennick) 01/07/2015 at 01:33 • Filed to: None

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...and realize you've been sitting on the toilet for 30 minutes and haven't pooped?

Yeah?

Nobody?

Ok.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 01:53

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mattc993 > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 01:57

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NOPE.

pip bip - choose Corrour > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 01:57

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thats where i read newspapers.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 02:02

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Every morning, howeverI always poop, but it'll be 30 minutes before I actually get off the pot, thinking it's only been 5.

citizennick > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/07/2015 at 02:15

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psh, newspapers. I got unbiased gawker for that.

citizennick > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 01/07/2015 at 02:15

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I don't poop in the morning. People find that weird.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 02:27

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Lol

Ryanator122 > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 04:33

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It's either this, Deadspin (Ok just Drew Magary) or Fantasy Baseball.

Cé hé sin > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 04:55

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Not as weird as discussing your bathroom habits with people.

shop-teacher > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 07:51

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Then when you finally do get up, your legs are asleep, and you're stumbling around like a newborn deer.

citizennick > Ryanator122 01/07/2015 at 08:48

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I hope Drew Magary always stays full of hate.

citizennick > Cé hé sin 01/07/2015 at 08:48

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Hey now... I deserved that.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > citizennick 01/07/2015 at 08:49

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I didn't but now that I know it is weird. Wait why am I talking crap?...